You Know You've Been in School Too Long When...

... They won't give you any more student loans because you have too many credits and you don't have a degree.

... When you start counting down the days until you graduate. (186)

... When you take notes during a cooking show on television.

... When you have mastered the art of arranging your textbooks in alphabetical order in the basement on the off chance that you might use them when your done with school.

... When you stock up on crayons when they are a quarter on clearance.

.... When you have your classmates phone numbers on speed dial.

... When all you want to do is make it to December!